Anonymous asked:

How many books must a man buy a girl before they may date and live happily ever after?

Momento Mori Answer:

booksandhotchocolate:

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Summary of Romeo and Juliet

romeo: im so sad

romeo: ill never be happy

romeo: a party sure why not ill just sulk around an- WOAH

romeo: WHO DAT

romeo: SHE GOT DA BOOTY

romeo: imma dance with her

romeo: *dancin wit teh juliet*

juliet: dafuq are you

romeo: shh *kiss*

juliet: :oo

*party over*

romeo: AYYY LOOK I FOUND DAT LADY'S HOUSE

romeo: LADY

romeo: HEY LADY

juliet: OMG HI I REMEMBER YOU

romeo: yeah its me hey wanna get married

juliet: dont you think its too soon

romeo: idk

juliet: brb

romeo: k

juliet: HEY YEAH LETS GET MARRIED TOMORROW

romeo: AWW YEAH I BET THIS PUTS ME ABOVE MERCUTIO AND BENVOLIO IN MAN POINTS

*next day*

rome and juli: FRIAR MARRY US PLEASE:

friar: idk and ROMEO WEREN'T YOU JUST SULKING OVER ROSALINE LIKE YESTERDAY

romeo: yeh

friar: ok fine ur married

rome and juli: yaaaay

*some time later*

tybalt: WELL SLAP MY BUTTOCKS AND CALL ME A MONTAGUE IS THAT ROMEO

mercutio: excuse you dont talk bout my friend like that

tybalt: shut up mercutio *stab*

mercutio: WAAHAHAH IM DED *he die*

romeo: hnnn

tybalt: ....

romeo HNNN

tybalt: ...

romeo: hnnnHIYAAAA *stab*

tybalt: oH NO IM DED AHH *he die too*

prince: ohmygod why did i JUST tell you yesterday about fighting

romeo: i sorry

prince: no ur banished

romeo: HWWHWHHAAAT YOU BANBISHED ME

romeo: *runs to friar* IMMA KILL MYSELF*

friar: no i have plan just go to mantua ok

romeo: k *leaves*

juliet: FRIAR HELP THE LOVE OF MY LIFE THAT I KNEW FOR LIKE 1 DAY JUST GOT BANISHED IMMA KILL MYSELF

friar: NO JULIET I HAVE A PLAN you drink this potion you look dead you be put in capulet tomb until you wake up and romeo find you and you run away together

juliet: ok

juliet: *goes home and drinks potion*

nurse: hey juliet rise and shi- OOOH MY GOD LADY CAPULET COME HERE OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

lady capulet: wha- OH NOO OH NO okay lets throw her in the tomb of dead people

nurse: k

juliet: *in da tomb* zzZzzZZzzzZ *not actually dead just sleepin*

romeo's servant: AYY YOO ROMEO I GOTS NEWS FOR YA

romeo's servant: JULIET'S DEAD

romeo: WHAT

romeo: WHAaaAaaaT

romeo: OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA GO AHEAD AND POISON MYSELF BEFORE LOOKING INTO THE SITUATION AT ALL OR CONTACTING THE FRIAR OR ANYTHING

romeo: *buys potion*

romeo: *breaks into the tomb of dead capulet people*

romeo: oh my god its juliet wow she doesn't even look dead

romeo: but im sure she is

romeo: *kiss juliet*

romeo: *drinks poison*

romeo: he ded

juliet: *yawning* YAWWWN oh i can't wait to see my rome- WHAT DAFUQ

juliet: IT'S ROMEO NEXT TO ME

juliet: HE DED

juliet: *grabs sword and stabs herself*

oh yeah and romeo also killed Paris in the tomb by the way forgot to add that b/c apparently killing tybalt wasn't enough

friar: *comes in cell*

friar: uh oh

prince: WHAT DIS

CAPULET: WHAT DIS

LADY CAPULET: WHAT DIS

MONTAGUE: WHAT DIS

CApULET: *strokes montagues face* brother

vinwolfking:

thevoiceinthevoid:

demonica-dawson:

time-lord-ramnikul:

knitmeapony:

demonhamster:

despotic:

suicidemydarling:

gigantorthemooseking:

I once went to a concert with a friend (I don’t remember the band, she dragged me along) when I was 16. They were starting a wall of death and this guy who was flirting with me decides it would be funny to pull my top down, exposing my breasts, then throw me in the middle of this wall of death right as it’s about to meet. When I stumble in the middle and hit the wall someone screamed “STOP! EXPOSED GIRL!” and I thought they were all going to oggle at me. Instead, one guy quickly helped me cover up, three more helped me to my feet, and another asked who did that. When I pointed out the guy, two of them looked at him, me, each other, then nodded and punched the guy in the face before forcing him into the wall that was about to form again.
Metal men are gentlemenly as shit.

This fucking this^^^ 

I’ve always loved this.

I went to my first concert a few months ago and there were these really tall men with black vest tops and tattoos and piercings surrounding us screaming loudly when the music started playing, but then we realised this kid in the crowd had lost his mum so they tried to comfort him and when he started crying they asked him his name and he shakily sobbed “Eliot” at which point they lifted him in the air onto the shoulder’s and shouted at the top of their lungs “ELIOT’S MUM, ELIOT IS LOOKING FOR YOU. EXCUSE ME HAS ANYONE SEEN ELIOT’S MUM!!!” at which point Eliot started giggling between sobs until he finally found his mum while in the air.

Seriously, I have felt safer in groups of death metal dudes than in the group of the preppiest preps that ever prepped.

Metal guys are one big family. Simple as that.

I remember seeing this for the first time like a year ago and not once have I seen it and not reblogged it because this is just amazing.

Metalheads are just one big family 

Listening to metal sure has opened me up to what being a good person really takes despite any stereotypes people have about it. My Father was not around much, he was always working, but being absorbed within the culture growing up help teach me how to be open minded and how to be the best gentleman possible which is a very valuable life lesson during any boys adolescence. I can’t say that for many other music cultures though, that’s for sure, but we all sure can say that about this great culture we all are connected with.
Metalheads; The True League of Exceptionally, Extraordinary, Fucking Gentlemen.

vinwolfking:

thevoiceinthevoid:

demonica-dawson:

time-lord-ramnikul:

knitmeapony:

demonhamster:

despotic:

suicidemydarling:

gigantorthemooseking:

I once went to a concert with a friend (I don’t remember the band, she dragged me along) when I was 16. They were starting a wall of death and this guy who was flirting with me decides it would be funny to pull my top down, exposing my breasts, then throw me in the middle of this wall of death right as it’s about to meet. When I stumble in the middle and hit the wall someone screamed “STOP! EXPOSED GIRL!” and I thought they were all going to oggle at me. Instead, one guy quickly helped me cover up, three more helped me to my feet, and another asked who did that. When I pointed out the guy, two of them looked at him, me, each other, then nodded and punched the guy in the face before forcing him into the wall that was about to form again.

Metal men are gentlemenly as shit.

This fucking this^^^ 

I’ve always loved this.

I went to my first concert a few months ago and there were these really tall men with black vest tops and tattoos and piercings surrounding us screaming loudly when the music started playing, but then we realised this kid in the crowd had lost his mum so they tried to comfort him and when he started crying they asked him his name and he shakily sobbed “Eliot” at which point they lifted him in the air onto the shoulder’s and shouted at the top of their lungs “ELIOT’S MUM, ELIOT IS LOOKING FOR YOU. EXCUSE ME HAS ANYONE SEEN ELIOT’S MUM!!!” at which point Eliot started giggling between sobs until he finally found his mum while in the air.

Seriously, I have felt safer in groups of death metal dudes than in the group of the preppiest preps that ever prepped.

Metal guys are one big family. Simple as that.

I remember seeing this for the first time like a year ago and not once have I seen it and not reblogged it because this is just amazing.

Metalheads are just one big family 

Listening to metal sure has opened me up to what being a good person really takes despite any stereotypes people have about it. My Father was not around much, he was always working, but being absorbed within the culture growing up help teach me how to be open minded and how to be the best gentleman possible which is a very valuable life lesson during any boys adolescence. I can’t say that for many other music cultures though, that’s for sure, but we all sure can say that about this great culture we all are connected with.

Metalheads; The True League of Exceptionally, Extraordinary, Fucking Gentlemen.

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"She was laughing even as we kissed and kissed again.There is no better taste than this: someone else’s laughter in your mouth."
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